Synthetic Sweat
A love letter to muscle, mortality, and handmade code.
This is not your average trainer website. No stock photos of smiling couples doing yoga on the beach. No inspirational quotes in italics. Synthetic Sweat is my unapologetically analog take on digital presence—a static, hand-crafted shrine to real work, real progress, and the occasional existential crisis in the squat rack.
Glitches, Gains & Grids
Built pixel by pixel, glitch by glitch, this site fuses my two professions—frontend design and holistic strength coaching—into one cohesive, contradictory experience. It’s retro, a bit grimy, and proudly resistant to trends. Think: glitch animations, JS-driven color drift, and a layout that wouldn’t look out of place on a forgotten mid-2000s server. And yet—every byte serves a purpose. Every word, every shift in hue, every motion is aligned with my training philosophy: resilient, intentional, and efficient.
Think it’s just a look?
Think again. This is engineered discomfort.
Behind the aesthetic cynicism is something deeply personal: a manifesto for sustainable transformation. No gimmicks. Just intensity, clarity, and the courage to sweat—synthetically or otherwise.
Tech notes: No frameworks. No CMS. Just HTML, CSS, vanilla JS, and a ruthless editing eye.
