Get in Touch (Or Don’t. That Works Too.)

Hey there!

You have reached my contact page. It is, in all conceivable ways, a proxy for me in person. Because, let’s be real — I’m avoiding the job as much as possible. More likely, I’m lost in the mountains, off the grid, or actively ignoring notifications. So if you send me a message, I’ll definitely see it … at some point. Almost probably.

Email? Sure, go ahead. It’ll be floating in a sea of unread messages, patiently waiting for me to remember that I’ve got a digital life to maintain. Don’t expect a lightning-fast response, nature’s just way more interesting right now. Triggering my spam filter will definitely speed up things, though.

But if you’re still determined to try your luck, go ahead and drop me a line. You can later call it: Assessing Resilience and Adjusting the Bias of Stress Response to Prolonged Delays.

And if all else fails: I’ve taken the exit via the End of the Internet. This is where things get real. The road gets bumpy, the pixels glitch, and soon you’ll find yourself questioning if any of this ever made sense. But if you make it through, you’ll be standing at the edge of nothingness, where the links stop and the grass… well, it starts feeling a lot more real.

Office at the End of the Universe

PS: A Note on Reliability and Work-Life Balance
(Or Rather, Life-Life Balance)

Yes, it may be a challenge to reach me. That’s because you’re not in the inner circle (yet). But when it comes to work, it’s different. This isn’t just a job—it’s something I love. And when I commit, I show up. Solid, sharp, and fully engaged. The same focus that pulls me into the wilderness, away from notifications, is the same that makes me dive deep into a project, tuning out the noise, crafting, refining, and delivering something that actually matters.

I don’t do balance in the traditional sense—it’s not work vs. life. It’s life, period. And when we collaborate, you’ll see that firsthand.

DISCORD, GITHUB, MAIL

ADDRESS

CONTACT FORM

I’ve even got a web form — fancy, right? But be warned: it’s about as reliable as a smoke signal on a windy day. Did your message go through? Or did it vanish into the void? Who knows! To make things even more exciting, it’s powered by PHP, so there’s always a chance it’s just pretending to work. Send your message, cross your fingers, and let’s both hope for the best!

Anyhow: it's got great CSS, don't you think?